May 2013
n-0-s-t-a-l-g-i-aa:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
EXACTLY
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
“The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep...”
– Jordan Belfort (via vcrbabe)
I couldn’t even properly word that last post , holy shit .
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That weird moment where you masturbate so crazily you give yourself heartburn . Oh my glob !
tubecocks:
calling all men that are manuel ferrara replicas
The weirdest deaths. Ever. →
frizzzle:
read more.
Well it atleast they had a unique exit out of here
#14 omfg what
these are all so weird
#10 is just too unfortunate and sad D:
…..
#6
how does that even happen to someone
Creepyyy
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
SCARIEST piercings, ever. →
If you can’t stomach gory stuff, don’t proceed.
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How was #8 even possible???
^ literally my reaction
I..what. why would you need a hole there in your body r u ok
these look really painful jfc
what are these people thinking
theyellowbrickroad:
i swear i could live blog a murder and everyone would still ignore me
darrynek:
an infinity sign walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a white girl on his wrist
Ask (:
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
pallidbirth:
jumping out of helicopters is dangerous
you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground
what do you mean they dont make it to the ground
where do they go
everwets:
I would seriously buy a plane ticket to where you live and sleep on your floor and stay up late on our separate laptops laughing and go see movies and eat dinner with your parents and everything, that is how much I love all of you
